cheese or oral?

...so about a year ago, I went to eat lunch with my roommates and neighbors and one of my neighbors, my friend Tee asked us a question:

"if you could only choose one to have for the rest of your life, which would you choose: oral or cheese?"

...at first I didn't get it...then they were more precise "Oral Sex, you know a guy *ating you *ut!".....

I seriously thought that this question was the most random thing I'd ever heard, but of course I responded "cheese, duh!" For those of you who don't know, I absolutely LOVE cheese...I add it to anything and everything, which can be really difficult being kosher, because then it kind of impedes me from having meat. Sometimes I feel like I've gone veggie because I haven't had meat in forever due to my love for cheese! But I loveeee meat! (hate all you want) Anywho, my friends and I continued the discussion for quite some time because cheese is soooo good, but (apparently, I wouldn't know) oral is amazing...bleh, I guess...whatevskis.

anywhooooo, this weekend was quite nice, but I pretty much refused to cook therefore I starved myself. When I finally gave in to my appetite I cooked organic mac and cheese with alfredo sauce. As I finished cooking it, I got a brilliant idea! 'I'll add all the cheeses we have in the fridge!'(we have 5-6 different kind, mind you.)
BIG mistake...after a few spoonfuls I was sooooo sick to my stomach....I had successfully achieved what I thought was impossible: too much cheese....
I had suffered a cheese overload...

so now that cheese no longer takes over my life, I got to enjoy a Hebrew National kosher hot dog...just what was missing in my life, a nice kosher wiener on a nice toasted bun.

...so after my cheese overload I got to thinking about my friend's question again, cheese or oral?
I don't think it's fair for me to judge though (due to lack in the sexual department)
oral is good, so I've heard...that's good to know!
cheese is good, so I've tasted, but too much is pretty gross!
so I came up with an answer, but I don't know whether or not I can justify it so I guess I'll leave it to the imagination...
but thankfully, this is only a hypothetical non-real life scenario
and in real life we can have all the cheese and oral we want!

I'm not crazy.



what do you think?

today? Marcy Playground "Sex and Candy"

-melidee